Naturally, I had to make things just a little more complicated than packing our bags and showing up at the airport. A week before leaving, I checked my passport and saw it had been expired for almost a year. The situation was no mystery to the people in the Passport Agency in Houston, who dealt with hundreds of others in a similar position.
After a day in Houston, I arrived in Austin a day before our flight with a shiny new passport in hand.
With a mixture of excitement and sadness about leaving our dog behind, we waited in the terminal, watching as they prepared our airplane and put in some extra phalange.
Food, so much food in the 10+ hour flight. We had our hands stretched out before the flight attendant ever spoke a word. Pasta, creme brûlée, pancakes, coffee, cake, cookie, sandwich; useless subscriptions finally became useful as we watched full series and various movies while eating.
Bergen embraced us in all its green and blue glory. The temperature sat comfortably between warm and chilly. Our noses cleared, and our stomachs growled, after rolling up our luggage to Bergenhus, we headed into town. We had our first meal, a hot dog at the famous Trekroneren. This is where I first met a small breed of bird which followed me through every stop of this trip. More on that later. I tried the lamb hotdog but had to finish it while walking on account of a certain war with a tiny bird. It had been a spectacle the family next to us found hilarious.
Bergen was a pit stop; a place to land. We did a small hike as a warm-up and took an early cruise through the fjords toward Flåm.
Flåm
Flåm was overflowing with tourists arriving at the port. We grabbed a pizza at the bakery and purchased our bus tickets to Gudvangen. Note to future self: Try to use Skyss and only Skyss busses when possible. You will save a lot of money.
Flåm is very small and can be a tourist trap with overpriced gift shops and food if you’re not careful. There is a nice, Viking themed, restaurant near a hotel. We opted to save as much money as we could for activities and souvenirs, instead and got a pizza at at the bakery. We found it worth it to walk around and look at the water in awe and the various shops to compare the prices of souvenirs with other stores around Norway. We ended up buying most of our souvenirs in Bergen and at a random small shop in front of a waterfall that had items on clearance. After seeing everything there was to see, we took a bus to Gudvangen.
When we returned home, we learned their blacksmith was one of the best in Norway. It was a missed opportunity to take a blacksmithing lesson with him.
Aurland
Aurland is a peaceful small town outside the bounds of busy Flåm. Here, AirBnB was king in finding an affordable spot. We had rented a cabin before finding the AirBnB but once we saw it, we knew we had struck gold and changed our reservations.
The town has a small church with the only bus stop in front. We waited at that bus stop to take our shuttle to the Stegastein Viewpoint. There are several amazing spots to stop along the way.
Flåm Zipline
Can you see the zipline cable? It goes above the trees and ends on the ground just after the body of water.
In the end, it wasn’t as bad as I thought. The only scary part is sitting on the swing chair waiting to be launched, staring down, and realizing how high up you are. But once the ride starts, everything is smooth and goes by in a flash. Viking Valley
At the bottom of the zipline, there are bike rental services as well as some snacks. Since we had our luggage with us, we had to walk for almost two miles carrying three backpacks and a rolling suitcase to the nearest train station to head to Oslo. We enjoyed views of rivers and scarred houses, as well as small tunnels and hills.
Train to Oslo
Once in Flamsbana, we had to hop off in Myrdal to switch trains to Oslo. The views aboard Bergensbanen made you feel like you were in a movie looking at a make-believe set where everything looked perfectly in harmony. The train stop had a small cafe with a lot of snacks, hot dogs, pancakes, drinks, Wi-Fi, and a restroom.
During the train ride, I watched the entire series Ancient Apocalypse, which I had been meaning to watch. It’s great to use the downtime to catch up on things you seem to never have time to do. Of course, I was constantly clicking pause to look out the window in awe of the view.
Oslo
Get the Oslo Pass. Seriously. It includes all Skyss bus passes, pretty much all of the museums, ferry rides, and discounts on food. We stayed at the Radisson Blu Plaza, right next to the train station, museums, and bus stops. This saved us a lot of walk time, and had one of the best breakfast buffets I have ever been to.
We visited a few museums and it is obvious the city is rich in history. Two and a half days were barely enough to see it all.
Norsk Folkemuseum
Reserve at least two hours for this museum. It is a large open-air museum with more than 150 buildings, which means it has a ton of stuff to see and walk around. It has its own replica of a stave church, a village, as well as a candy shop and what looked like a four-story British museum with furniture, clothing, and more.
Fram, Maritime, and Kon-Tiki
Prepare to walk. There are a few museums right next to each other. The Fram Museum, The Maritime Museum, and the Kon-Tiki Museum are right across each other and are jam-packed with cool stuff to see. I loved The Fram Museum, where you can walk not only board ships but inside of them. There is a lot of information and exhibitions, as well as a simulated ocean around the main boat. It’s very cool. The Kon-Tiki Museum has exhibits of real excavations, as well as rafts. The maritime museum has a small Vikings section as well as a lot of scale models of various boats and ships used during the time.
Vigeland Park, Royal Palace, Munch
The next day, we visited the Holocaust Museum, Vigeland Park, and the Royal Palace, and ended with a visit to the Munch Museum. We had a blast! It was very hot, and this was probably one of our longest walks on this trip without counting the hikes. Vigeland Park was a nice place to sit under the shade and eat some snacks to regain our energy before heading out to the Royal Palace. It was immense, with hundreds of sculptures that are sure to get your attention.
Munch Museum
Bergen
We returned to Bergen taking the same train we took to get to Oslo. We intended to stay there for the remaining week, slowing down and taking in the local culture as best we could.
We conquered the steps of Ulriken and were rewarded with amazing Ox tacos and lamb hotdogs at the top.
The last Joyride
As it usually does, the thought of the trip ending sparked a fire in us. There were a lot of things we hadn’t done yet: we hadn’t tasted the famous goat cheese at Undredal or visited the historic church at Borgund, or saw the famous tunnels of Norway. So we took. bus to the airport rented a car, and drove for a whole day. We returned to our AirBnb well beyond midnight. If you rent an electric car, download the Tesla app, set up an account, and get your credit card information into your account. Charging at the Tesla superchargers was a vastly superior experience than the other overly complex stations. If you still have souvenirs to buy, int he last picture you will find a nice shop we found in front of a famous waterfall.
